Out of the mouths of kids.

as reported by my dad or “Grandpa”

While driving the girls from my house to your house, Maria asked me to ask Jane to get her some shoes with wheels.

I dialed the cell phone, handed it to Maria, and told her to tell Grandma Herself.

She talked to Jane and described what she was looking for, finished the call and gave me the phone back.

Maggie said, “I wish I knew how they make cell phones???

Maria said, “I wish I knew how they make cows!???