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A buddy of mine passed this along:

“Just because I have heavily gelled, jet-black, slicked-back hair does not mean I can’t lead a normal, productive life,” Kettering, OH native Martin Sutulovich said. “I’m not consumed by an insatiable thirst for power, I know nothing about the high-pressure world of real-estate speculation, and I have a wife and kids whom I love very much. The last thing I want to do is murder them, cut them up into tiny pieces, bag them up, and put them out with the trash, but when strangers look at me, that’s all they think.”

via the Onion, enjoy…

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